deaf meat
deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. after repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard c-m sticks to the walls of the p-ss hole, making it impossible to take a p-ss. only people who m-st-rb-t- a lot are at risk.
nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. a surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man’s p-n-s.
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