deapptivate
disabling apps on your phone because they’re annoying, stupid or not what they claim to be.
dude that update on candy crush was so lame i had to deapptivate it!
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- scottish "bird" droppings
whilst standing ontop of the castle in edinburgh proceed to w-nk over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it’s bird sh-t john “matt got hit by some bird sh-t” stuart “that’s not bird sh-t ,those are some scottish “bird” droppings
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a person who loves the shaft. wants a big veiny pickle in or around their mouth. mostly men attracted to other men. hey mark be careful tonight, the pickle grabbers are out in full force.
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some shady, evil sh-t. the type of behavior one would expect from a cartoon villain like wile e. coyote, gargamel, or boris and natasha. “he did what?!? oh my god! that is some cartoon villainy right there.”