mountain dew bloat


the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to p-ss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction
mountain dew bloat…you know you’ve done well

one day jack….the signs are there

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