death lecture
death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you’ve every done in the world.
asian mom: john, you got b+, what wrong with you, you can’t drive, you can’t cook, you don’t clean, you sit on your lazy -ss all day…
john: -get getting death lectured-
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