death press


when a person is making love to a rather m-ssive fat person who happens to be on top. the unfortunate b-st-rd on the bottom cant escape and gets mercilessly crushed to death.
-paramedics arrive on scene- “d-mn i didnt know jim would die via the death press…”

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