Death Shakes
common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. the only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. to be avoided if possible. may also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
person a: “hm, it seems john has p-ssed out on the carpet”
person b: “man, he’s going to be ridden with the death shakes tomorrow”
person x: “aughh whhyyy hrbglegbw”
person y: “here’s some coffee, it’ll help with the death shakes. i hope you’ve learned a lesson from this”
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