Deaver Bam
the s-xual act of a girl licking the bottom rear side of the scr-t-m, or coinpurse as we say in my town, with the tip of her nose in a mans -n-s. he then proceeds to grip her throat to stop her breathing then releases immediately post-fart so that her first breath consists a lungful of epic gaseous glory.
thou shalt not deaver bam.
dude she deaver bam’s like fat b-tches eat cake
deaver bams are messy after eating chipotle
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