Sponge Day
the best thing since porch day. on bungie’s off topic forum, the flood, many parody threads were made referencing various characters’ views/memoirs from the spongebob universe.
example of sponge day:
topic:what the h-ll?
post:this sponge and his snail just moved into me! help!
(from the view of spongebob’s house, a pineapple)
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