you are officially on a debt diet when you repitdly use phrase “given the state of the economy….” or even simpler “i can’t go out, i’m f-ck-ng broke.”
your budget constrains you to the essentials: gas, food, weed. you have even backed off the dollar menu, because lets face it, even chicken nuggets are $1.19 at wendy’s now, and they charge for extra bbq sauce.
you have been reduced to eating salad, cold cuts and cereal, and live for free bagel monday’s at work.
cigs? forget it, you look for 2nd hand smoke.
you break down everything you do into dollar and cents.
“hey lets go downtown tonight for drinks”
“what are you nuts!? 5 bucks a beer and 2.70 for a gallon of gas.”
“i thought you were losing weight, i didnt know it was because of a debt diet!”
“i totally even forgot that it was tuesday, no pizza for me tho, i’m spending as little as possible
i’m on debt diet”
“i haven’t eaten solids in 2 weeks”
“thats terrible for you, why”
“f-ck the south beach diet…i’m on the debt diet…cup of noodles b-tch”
- giraffe sk*lls
the ability for a tall person to do something a short person cannot. individuals who are very tall posses giraffe skills. sometimes -ssociated with basketball players. they would be a cute couple because they both have giraffe skills. use your giraffe skills to reach that high object. her giraffe skills sure come in handy for […]
- girl math
when a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend! c-ssie: omg, these are only $29?? melissa: nice, what’s the retail? c-ssie: $89 melissa: you have $60 left to spend! melissa & c-ssie: girl […]
- give the time
to have s-x, it is in the catcher in the rye what do u do every night i give the time every night
to go out and just do. to work hard. also see the movie “fubar” to understand more. you know. . . you just givver. you go out and do.
- glacier rat
a kid on irc that will take aggressive force if you spam. he is an anti-spam wh-r-. yoyoyoyooyoyoyoy (spam), glacier rat says,” stop spamming or i will kick you!”