decadank
a mind-blowing desert that is both decadent and dank. a decadank desert is for those that like taking their sweet tooth and/or munchies craving to a higher level of full-sensory satisfaction.
“last night tracy, rachel and alyssa hooked up the illist decadank desert i’ve ever had… coconut bliss ice cream in between two homemade hemp double chocolate chip cookies, with fresh strawberries mixed with g-diva chocolate liquor… i had a really long deliciogasm and was sugarstoned till morning”
“d-mn, that sounds dope as f-ck, invite me over next time!”
“sorry man, you’re gonna have to find your own kitchen savvy princess posse to chill with bro, im not sharing this poontacular tastycake.”
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