decatify
this is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. it is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.
we really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, i kept on sneezing and wheezing. when i washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. gross!
Read Also:
- Deep Fried Dick
the act of dipping your d-ck in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said d-ck in a v-g-n-. man, i sure gave that chick the deep fried d-ck the other night! the act of inserting your p-n-s into a deep frier so that a crusty sh-ll forms around the elongated d-ck and is […]
- Deep-Friending
deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general. guy 1: so my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn’t see them. guy 2: dude, she’s […]
- Denah
denah’s are amazing girls they are outgoing and crazy. they are animal lovers but usually short, but don’t mess with them they are extremly strong. they are shy but once you get to know her she is a lunatic(in a good way) they usually aren’t quite liked but to theyre friends others are crazy not […]
- Detweiler's Paradox
to genuinely accept a future negative outcome as fact only to be proven wrong. “i did nothing to ensure i was going to p-ss this test. i should have failed. another instance of detweiler’s paradox in action.” something that only one person would know the definition to. anybody else would simply be scrollin around urbandictionary.com […]
- deveny
attempting to be funny, clever and highbrow to amuse an audience, but really just being rude, mean and snide. usually caused by a total failure of the brain-hand filter that normally stops us from expressing our darkest innermost thoughts. “frank’s last tweet was a bit deveny for my liking, i wish he would stop trying […]