decent list
a list of one or many people that have some qualities to be a crush but you do not have a crush on them.
me: so who is on your decent list?
friend: i don’t know? a few people…
me: gasp tell me.
friend: just remember the people that i’m about to tell you, i do not have a crush on them.
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