decent mom
a mom that has a nice -ss and a huge rack.
a mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
a mom that has a son that stares at her -ss as she leans over because she dropped her bra.
most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. one kid said he boned her.
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