decrapitated
a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation
he is too decr-pitated to even buy me a drink.
that guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decr-pitated.
that guy was so decr-pitated i’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
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