deep c diving at dawn
sleepy morning deep c-nt s-x with your wife – when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.
matt: you look tired mate.
gus: i know, i was woken early by the wife and ended up deep c diving at dawn. beans for breakfast, it’s set me up for the day.
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