sleepy morning deep c-nt s-x with your wife – when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.
matt: you look tired mate.
gus: i know, i was woken early by the wife and ended up deep c diving at dawn. beans for breakfast, it’s set me up for the day.
a hot guy with a big p-n-s he is a ziad. yummm! ziad (zee -yeah- d) also spelled as ziyad noun, arabic origins definition 1: the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects; perfection. definition 2: super abundance; growth person 1: hey, it’s ziad. =d […]
- chicken poodle soup
a fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly) sarah! i put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!
- amanda and ivana
the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous. “is that amanda and ivana?? they are like perfect.”
- pulled a clinton
a scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to f-ck up the very last minute. person 1:”bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. but then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line” person 2: “n-gg- pulled a clinton”
when you’re gonna say “yup”, but you’re a child at heart and can’t help adding an “e” and a “pie”. example: john:”did we have biology homework.” person that’s 14 (2): “eyuppie.” john: “shut the f-ck up you orange starburst.”