Deep Sea Decking
taking a sh-t in the lobster tank at red lobster.
“the service, as usual, wasn’t up to par at the local red lobster. to show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching i decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. that’ll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits.”
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