Deep Squeak
a guy farting and c-mming at the same time.
on a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. the male is h-rny (as usual) and begs for a bl-w j-b. the girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. she was also a little h-rny. the male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. the girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his d-ck out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. as they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an -rg-sm he lets one rip. the force of the fart causes the male to c-m in a violent manner. thus creating a loud deep squeak.
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