Deer Buffer
when you don’t p-ss the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
p-ssenger: “why aren’t you p-ssing him? he’s only going 50.”
driver: “he’s my deer buffer.”
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