etymology: play on the famously abstruse novel foucault’s pendulum by umberto eco and its t-tle’s source, jean bernard leon foucault’s pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. the plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.
1. the moment of not knowing if p–ps are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush sn-tches a still-dangling p–p from one’s -n-l. see also: defecult.
(bob exits the bathroom)
sally: how’d it go in there? defecult?
bob: g-d, no. it was even worse this time… more like defecult’s pendulum.
- Deep Fried Hair
hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black. it is also greasy because it’s washed like once a week. wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive. i’m thinking about getting deep fried hair but i don’t want people to think i’m emo..i’m just scene.
having something you own getting all f-cked up. your property getting messed up without your doing. my girfriend’s sone def-ckled my brand new starters jacket with gum. our son wasn’t paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is def-ckled. that d-mn band pretty much def-ckled the motel room before they checked out.
one who reguarly threatens to delete their id from an online community, to gain attention or sympathy, or does delete, only to reapear and bemoan the previous deletion. one who practices deletabation. the real saddos gathered to suport the deletabator as he/she threatened, for the third time in as many weeks, to delete. the deletabator […]
maoism is an adaptation of marxist-leninism. in mao’s case he adapted a theory that was originally developed within the context of a relatively advanced industrializing society, europe of the 19th century, to a context of an almost purely aggricultural society–china of the early and mid 20th century. mao was a military genious, if not a […]
- Man United
a team followed mostly people out side of england who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team. manchester is a brand not a team, owned by an american, aite!!!! manchester united supporter; man united 4 live. -rs-nal supporter; dude, man united kinda sounds like a gay night club. manchester united supporter, […]