déjà lu
the experience of having a conversation with someone about something you already learned from reading about them on the internet.
like déjà vu, which means ‘already seen’ in french, déjà lu means ‘already read.’
a: i finally talked to that maura girl i’ve been stalking on facebook.
b: is she single now?
a: nah. i asked her if she wanted to get a drink some time, but she told me she had a boyfriend named joe. it was total déjà lu. i made some definite headway when i mentioned haruki murakami, though.
a: party tomorrow at 14 catherine st!
b: déjà lu, dude. i already rsvped on mysp-ce.
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