Delvis
delvis is a queer with a beard. he loves some good -ss f-cking. delvis is also know as a gang bang with 15 men throwing their dropped t-st-cl-s on one women and sing “swing low, sweet chariot.” while neighbors -ssume that they are just christians doing their own thing.
guy one- “hey, any of you want to have a delvis?”
everyone else- “h-ll to the yeah.”
that one guy-“what’s a delvis?”
a guy next to the one guy-“oh you’ll soon find out. now do you have a wife?”
that one guy-“yes.”
the guy next to the one guy-“perfect”
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