depressed + h-rny at the same d-mn time!
“he’ll never love me back, but i still want his d-ck in my mouth. #dep-rny”
an act of kissing, whereby both parties must have open eyes to best acknowledge the kissing at hand. i was giving her the smeechums, and she was squinting at me while i glared at her.
- c*nt chode
a loose p-ssy flynn has a c-nt chode
- oh daddy
an expression used in response to a surprising situation. sometimes believed to be s-xual. “those two were hooking up in the bas-m-nt.” “oh daddy!” its what a girl says when she is getting f-cked super hard . oh daddy f-ck me harder !
- midnight blast
when you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover baja blast from hours (or days) before. i bought a new down blanket on sat-rday so you know i had to have a midnight blast.
- joshu thomas
a look a like off that dude from slumdog millionaire (dev patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. either way it’s whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart….he very smart […]