derekdick
the smallest possible unit of measurement.
that bullet missed me by a derekd-ck!
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to take it so hard up the -ss that you can’t come to school the next day. bro, can you call in sick for me today at school? i got drunk at a party last night and a black dude named tyrone destrolished me.
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any improvised device used for the purpose of s-xual stimulation and/or masturbation. to be considered a diddledo, the device’s primary functioning purpose must not be for s-xual gratification. for example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a diddledos when they are used to diddle one’s self […]
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