Desert Eskimo


female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.

not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the desert eskimo attends arizona state university where she complains that she can’t wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. desert eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.
looking at the weather this morning, the desert eskimos will be out in full force at asu.

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