desert patch
when you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.
hey what’s up desert patch?
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one whom lives in and off of the desert, sand man, desert hobo i got robbed by them d-mn desert pikee’s
- Detective Sparrow
where a h-m-s-xual male is fingered then taken from the rear. ted performed the detective sparrow on bill one night after ballot lessons.
- Deuce-nap
when you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz’s. hey jen, hold my calls, i’m gonna take a quick deuce-nap. the act of taking an interminably long time p–ping, generally in the afternoon. “where’d so and so go?” “i think they’re taking a deuce nap.”
- Deuce Droppa
to leave a big sitnkin sh-t. leave a no.2. drop a deuce. with style of course. i love it when ya call me deuce droppa! the toilet clogga! the drain stoppa! sung to the words of biggies “big papa”.
- Developer lunch
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