the act of handcuffing your girlfriend to the back seat of your car and leaving her there, all the while taking a cr-p that is just out of her reach.
“i don’t know man, i gave her the ole desholdla shackla a few days back and when i came back she was nowhere to be found.”
a meatier less intelligent yet infinity funnier version of the terminator. created during a fake ending to the aqua teen hunger force movie, in which meatwad portrays his impersonation of the terminator. meatwad “i’m the determinator. i need your clothes boots and motorcycle” master shake “i said i want those things, i don’t have them” […]
having diahrea at a fancy event or in formal attire it is my big day out, but i have to dharria first would you help me hold up my wedding dress, i have dharria
- dick all hard
when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily s-x. we’re not goin to the club? d-mn, and you had my d-ck all hard and sh-t…
instead of using the scope properly, you aim down the sights and shoot when the crosshairs meet, then zoom back out. anyone who doesn’t snipe this way is called out for being a hardscoper. i would like to see those kids try d-ckscoping in iraq.
- Dick Shelf
a place for a man to rest his p-n-s after s-x. friend 1: aw man i just had the best threesome of my life, mind if i use this as a d-ck shelf? friend 2: dude, that’s my keyboard! or friend 2: dude, that’s my girlfriend’s head! friend 1: yea, she makes a good d-ck […]