Designated driver
the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.
alex drove me to the bar but not home soo he is a bad designated driver.
at the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.
tom-who’s the designated driver?
sam-bob you drive’n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
sam-haha (takes bob’s keys and throws them to tom)
tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) alright.
the one in the group who must drink the least for the night
tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.
a habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.
good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because i’m f-ckin wasted!
the act of steering a car from the p-ssenger seat while the driver performs oral s-x on the p-ssenger.
man, last night i got a designated driver from kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.
those life-saving nerds.
i was too drunk to drive, so it’s a good thing poindexter was around to give my sorry -ss a lift home.
the act of f-cking a female in the v-g-n- or -n-s, and at the same time an open beer bottle(with beer still in it)is inserted into the hole that the male partic-p-ting in the s-xual act isn’t f-cking.
bill: dude! you two got so messed up last night. what did you guys do when you went back to her place?
frank: i designated drivered her -ss! she was so drunk and h-rny she didn’t care. so i opened a new bottle and went miller time up her -ss.
bill: kinky! i wonder if patty will let me designated driver her?
frank: your sister let me designated driver her.
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