deuche bag
this originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their v-g-n-s with. it’s now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, b-st-rd, etc. what the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.
“john, you’re such a deuche bag for cheating on me.”
a bag used for your v-g-n-l crevece… to clean it out and such. used sometimes when umpires at softball games are idiots and dont know what they are doing.
i heard plain and clear with my own two ears out of one of your girls mouths… that the umpire was a deuchbag.. now i got one question for yall, whats a deuchebag, how do you insert a deuchbag, where can i locate and insert a deuchebag?
an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. he continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.
roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.
its a thing girls use to wash their p-ssy.
i can really think of one! haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa
lmf– !!!
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