Dewskimania
derived from the latin root “brewski” – which means beer. the act of engaging in extremely regrettable activities while severely inebriated resulting in praise and adoration from the offenders’ friends and fans who are highly aroused by tales of binge drinking mishaps, s-xual follies and life altering failures of epic proportions.
jon: did you hear about what mike did last night?
erni: ohhhh god! i heard dewskimania was unleashed on that poor family. any survivors?
jon: no.
erni: {sigh)…there never are.
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