dflf
stands for “don’t f-cking lie, f-ggot”. used when someone on the internet tries to make themselves look awesome, like they have a life, or sometimes even pitiful, on the internet.
kirsty: “get the sand out of your v-g-n-, you fat wh-r-.”
sarah: “i’m only 120 lbs, and i have the body of a model!”
kirsty: “dflf. you leave footprints in concrete.”
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gareth: “ashuri doesn’t love me! i’m gonna kill myself!”
chad: “dflf. you’ve ‘killed yourself’ 20 times tonight already.”
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