dhcp, or dynamic host configuration protocol, is used by most isps. dhcp gives you a new ip address every time you log onto the internet whether your using 56k or cable. this means you never have a -ssigned ip address. (makes money for isps).
dude this sucks, i can’t host my ftp server from my comp because my isp uses dhcp.
- marriage blues
1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle. 2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage. she had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague. what caused laura […]
a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the t-tt–s p-n-s or v-g-n- she smeared marmalad on him and licked it off
a girlfriend who proper job t-tle is barmaid but is really hot my girlfriend the hottest marmaid
- international order of ninjas
the political and social organization by which the most powerful and wisest of ninjas from across the planet rule the universe to their bidding. it currently allows the ninja to host a webshow called ask a ninja so that non ninjas see how weak we are this has been an official broadcast from the international […]
- pastry bag
this is when the thickness of woman’s thighs, coupled with her v-g-n-l pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the s-m-n of a man’s penetrated p-n-s. thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag. “my girlfriends legs are so thick, and her p-ssy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the c-m out […]