dhevie
the light of my life and my only wife.
the only apple left on the tree of knowledge, my rock.
the sasuke to my ponyo! you are more important to me than playing video games & eating everyday.
the only person you will always feel comfortable confiding in and never feel discouraged. the warm sheets that keep me warm at 4am. mine and your best and closest friend.
or as i like to say: the best b-tch on the block
-if anyone would ever try to take her from me i would strike them with my flaming katana. she is mine, mineminemine.
alan: do you love dhevie more than me?
me: f-ck yes!
Read Also:
- Diarrhea Wave
when you’re explosively running wet sh-t from your -ss and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own sh-t. john’s sh-t seeped through the vents as he was riding the diarrhea wave.
- dickwank
a person who is an absolute moron f-ck. f-ck your a d-ckw-nk! a derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. one who deserves insult. can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. however, it is more commonly used to insult […]
- Dic Shit
nor a dic or a sh-t but some stupid -ss that does nothing but bother the f-ck out of people my cousin salim is a real dic sh-t
- Dicteck
n. 1. a member of the entertainment group “the dictecks”, best known for their sampling of final fantasy music for their songs and their short lived but insanely popular television network, the dtc. founded by the now famous rody and antman in the mid to late 90’s. 2. a piece of armor used to guard […]
- Herpex
also known as herpankerthardman hcl. a fictional anti-herpes prescription medicine that has the side effect of “giving you the semi-controllable ability to teleport.” may not actually cure herpes. guy: “ever since i got herpex, sneaking into my girlfriend’s womens only college is a snap!” -poit- girl: “so it completely cured your herpes?” guy: “no, um […]