dialing coach
top definition
a professional “dialing coach” is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have “the talk” with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of s-x is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
parent 1: i’ve noticed that benny is taking longer showers recently.
parent 2: time to call the dialing coach!
girl 1: what are u doing to me?!??
benny: no worries callie it’s like my d coach taught me – dial down the middle.
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