an explosive sh-t babies make in their diaper. it is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified.
“omg. what the f-ck happened?!”
“diaplosion. it’s serious.”
essentially a diaper explosion.. the phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive sh-t, the results spurt out of the diaper and trace down the extremities. clothing is ruined and the baby needs an entirely new wardrobe change-out, with the stained clothing simply being thrown out.
“man, what the f-ck happened?!”
“sh-t. she had a diaplosion. quick, get me some towels!”
- muggle *ss
a female muggle lovers nice -ss! i like looking at that muggle -ss!
things that are nasty in a vulgar sense, but at the same time hilarious. this joke is nastalarious, viewer discretion is advised.
- yorkshire breakfast
when an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an “oversized” t-shirt, that only appears as a a normal t-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her v-g-n- to everyone within the room. often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of c’thun from world of warcraft. […]
to stall an event or process as the dictator of a country. “he’s not even conquered finland yet, they must be staling.”
a r-t-rded person that guy is a heggøy