Diary of a Wimpy Kid
a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embar-ssing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don’t like them, wtf?
diary of a wimpy kid quotes:
fregley: dear gregory, i’m very sorry i chased you with a booger on my finger. here, i put it on this paper so you can get me back.
little kid: when i grow up, i’m gonna be a professional basketball player!
greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you’re the only 200 pound six year old i know!
little kid: -crying
greg: i cannot tell a lie
old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
greg: that is, if you’re alive next year!
a book, or series of books, by jeff kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named greg heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. the story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.
any age can enjoy diary of a wimpy kid. i’m 20 and i like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.
a terrible book and even worse movie about a dumb-ss self-centered pr-ck of a middle school kid named greg hefley. the entire books are about him doing things like getting revenge on a girl who stopped him from cheating on a test, effectively insulting his supposed “friend” rowley, and judging that people should just deal with the problems he causes. the movie is worse as the kids in it are ugly as h-ll and cannot act, the script is awful, and none of the jokes are funny. the only reason i know this much about the books are because my little brothers obsess over the books and want “to grow up to be like greg hefley.”
guy 1: hey did you read that book diary of a wimpy kid?
guy 2: i read the book and saw the movie and they both annoyed the f-ck out of me
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