dick alarm
a painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to p-ss so bad!
after drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my d-ck alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
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