dick bird


foolish person, see also kn-b jockey. also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

worthless person that you don’t care about.
get away from me d-ck bird! right now!
to be d-ckbirdy, to act like a d-ckbird aka douchepop, sh-tt-ts. to act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. to be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

a terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
stop being such a d-ckbird you d-ckbirdy mess up.

that is such a d-ckbird, i wish that didnt exist.

i got the d-mn d-ckbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
simple. a bird with a man d-ck
man a: look at that bird, what’s hanging between it’s legs?

man b: oh, that is the rare d-ckbird. notice the human male genitalia.
1. (noun) nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around m-ssachusetts during the d-ckbird period which took place during the july 2008 summer

2. (noun) anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or d-ckbird-ish
wow alex, looks like you got the d-ckbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.

hey look at that man way up there in the d-ckbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
a common spam created by the shadow elves clan.a d-ckbird is an annoying bird.
nick: look at the d-ckbirds up in the tree. d-ckbirds:churp churp. nick: get the h-ll out of the tree you d-ck birds!

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