Hunter’s First Law of the Internet
within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some tw-t will always write “don’t feed the troll”.
the tw-t in question is always either:
1) some silly old t-rd who has been using the internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) some clueless middle-cl-ss mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, jake and florence) is a “troll”.
seanhunter: “i think the constant rolling news format of the tv media tends to turn serious cases like the mccann kidnapping or the venables prison recall into circuses….”
tw-t: “don’t feed the troll, people”
seanhunter: “ah there it is… hunter’s first law of the internet. and in record time, you tw-t.”
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