when guy can make his erected p-n-s move with out his hands. completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. the erected p-n-s makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.
girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a big d-ck guy while drinking starbucks.
“….so i got on top of this guy’s lap, and we were making out. things were getting steamy and then i felt his d-ck bobbing against my vajayjay. i then knew it was big, and i was in for the ride of my life.”
- dutty remix
when you’re listening to kiss fm down sainsbury’s car park and they drop the filthiest remix you’ve ever heard : oi fam turn on kiss fm and listen to this bad boy remix : nah this is one dutty remix
dean is the definition of a bonso. usually the slow and lazy typical fat man. always needs carrying along in life. ring bonso get him to come around and cut the gr-ss. get bonso to fetch it, that’s all he’s good for. another way to describe a person that is a bit slow, dopey or […]
- smooth saddle
the sp-ce in which one has neither a p-n-s nor a v-g-n-. a smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a s-xual organ would be located. jim – yo that girl was bad, did you smash?? simon – naw bro, i was about to but as soon as i headed down there all i […]
- being inner
“being inner” is when when someone demonstrates interest or opinion in someone else’s business. buisness that doesn’t nor will it ever affect or be relevant to them. tell me what she said ? “it’s none of your buisness why you being inner for?”
- celibate stench
to be so celibate, that you have never had s-x nor have any hope of ever having s-x. thereby bringing ones confidence to such a low level that no one would ever have s-xual intercourse with you, and people can almost smell the celibacy on you. he had the celibate stench! women could smell his […]