dick cake
a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a p-n-s
i got cindey a giant d-ck cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.
a cake made from shavings of the male genital area.
“mum can i have some of dads “d-ckcake” tonight?
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