Dick champion
a female who takes d-ck into every hole of the body
jesse had a d-ck champion weekend.
someone who is a champion of p-n-ses. the master of plastering their own face with the s-m-n of strangers.
josh: jimmy is such a ball-gargling d-ck champion.
ashley: yeah he got really good at giving craigslist bl-wj-bs.
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