dick dueling
the art of setteling disputes between post p-b-sent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their p-n-ses while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is -j-c-l-t-d upon first is declaired the loser.
the arguement between my room mate and i was resolved by old western style d-ck dueling
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