dick-lassoed
the badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl’s head gets wrapped around your d-ck and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling s-x.
“dude, you have absolutely zero game. that chick you were creeping on last night was shy as h-ll with you.”
“oh yeah!? then tell me why i woke up sore and d-ck-l-ssoed.”
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the action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire. -dude, we’re getting bored tonight. -how’bout a d-ck on fire? -yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly! -all right, bro, p-ss the lighter!
- dick ridler
a man who casually walks around with a m-ssive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the -ss of the person beside him andrew was being a real d-ck ridler because he took too much v–gr-.
- Dicks on toast
d-cks on toast refers to the practice of placing your p-n-s in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them. dad: whats for dinner tonight? mum: d-cks on toast.
- Dick Weed Syndrome
d-ck weed syndrome is a catastrophic std. it causes a major fungi infection on the n-b of your d-ck. after the ninth day of the infection the n-b begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green p-n-ses were there horns should be. […]
- Dierksen
the act of steping off of the last stair and thinking there is another following it– but there isn’t, and your foot awkwardly and exaggerantly slams to the surface beneath you. -sound of awkward foot-stomp- by-stander: “dude, you totally dierksen’d off of the last stair.” you: “no i didn’t…” by-stander: “yes you did.”