Dick Lickin Dan


the guy from the bay area san francisco who went on a d-ck licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. he would break into your house and lick your d-ck and then bolt out the window, door, etc… he has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. d-ck lickin’ dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous d-ck lickin’ dan of 78′
fry guy: here’s youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
customer: wtf d-ck lickin dan! u got my order wrong.
fry guy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

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