dick life support
a male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his p-n-s alive.
a means of transportation for an erection .
a very stupid male who’s only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
a p-rn actor.
kevin federline.
sally: ” did you hear? susie got knocked up!”
betty: ” which one of her brain dead d-ck life support boyfriends did it?”
sally: ” the one that looks like kfed.”
betty: ” it is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection.”
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