Dick Misering


this is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of d-cks, most often by two men. it usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

used by liam neeson in the movie taken.
man 1: my boat is 42 feet long.
man 2: my boat is 51 feet long.
man 1: my car is worth $66,000.
man 2: my car is worth $74,000.
man 1: i banged your wife.
man 2: i banged your brother.
man 1: uhhh… i think that’s enough d-ck misering for now.

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