Dick Otter


a human that you are excessively p-ssed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don’t want to float away from each other.
d-mn it kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the t-t and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! you’re being such a d-ck otter!

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