dietgnose
diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).
dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.
“a person was ‘dietgnosed’ with obesity because of that person’s junkfood consumption.” – says a satirist
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