dick patty


-someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-to tallywack; or be tallywacked.
come on baby, give me a d-ck patty. come on, you know i love you. just one d-ck patty for little ol’ me. i have dong fever and the only cure is a d-ck patty. come on baby.

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