dick puree


d-ck puree is the drink of a blended p-n-s. often times, this drink is served chilled. a dash of cinnamon is often used for an enhanced pleasurable sensation. this drink has been claimed by female drinkers to cause an -rg-sm.

the negative side effect of drinking d-ck puree is acid reflux…and the loss of a d-ck.

d-ck puree can also refer to an -sshole of sorts.
for example, d-ck puree could refer to a certain roommate who kept me up while scr-w-ng some b-tch.

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